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2022.01.26 21:02 introsort [Hiring] CHE-System Reliability Engineer, ADP Job #205694, Chennai, Tamil Nadu, IN (ADP)

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2022.01.26 21:02 WeekndsDick ELI5: Why does every website absolutely NEED our cookies, to the point of blocking access till we till we accept?

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2022.01.26 21:02 normancrane Fruit of Human Kindness

Let it be stated, for the record, that what follows is the examination of one Conrad Marlow, in relation to allegations made against Mr Marlow's former employer, the anthropologist and sitting Member of Parliament, Jonathan Willard.
Good afternoon, Mr Marlow.
Good afternoon, sir.
I will add here that normally I would ask you, Mr Marlow, presently to raise your right hand and swear an oath. However, given your circumstance, I shall dispense with that obligation.
Thank you, sir.
Do you swear to tell the truth?
I do, sir.
That is to my satisfaction. Please begin by telling us how you came to know Mr Willard.
I was his assistant.
In England?
No, sir. In the African colonies.
And for how long were you Mr Willard's assistant in the African colonies?
About four years, sir.
And, during these four years, what were your duties?
I was in charge of his administrative and academic affairs. Note-keeping, transcription, research.
Did you ever accompany Mr Willard on his field expeditions?
Yes, sir.
Would you say therefore that you were in a good position to know his activities, his predilections, his scientific tastes?
And what would you describe as his greatest interest in the field of anthropology?
Rare tribesmen, sir.
Of a particular region, ethnicity?
No, sir. He cared almost exclusively about rarity. He even had a Swede once. Gustaffson, he was. But he'd never keep them long over the flame—before…
...eating them.
You mentioned he had a saying.
Yes, sir. He'd instruct: "Premasticate All The Brutes!"
What was his reaction when you confronted him about his man-eating?
He tried convincing me, sir. The taste, the nutritional yield. When that didn't work, he—
Take your time, Mr Marlow.
When it didn't work, he forced me into self-cannibalism.
To eat yourself?
Yes, sir.
How did you react to that?
I—I... threw up my arms in utter disgust!
Let the record here show that Mr Marlow is missing both his arms.
Every last bit of my arm flesh, sir. I regurgitated it all.
He also controls a company in England.
Yes, sir.
What kind of company?
A joint stock company, sir. I saw it with my own eyes. The vats! The vats!
What is the nature of this company?
Oh, it's most unnatural.
He makes it with whatever's left over from the tribesmen, sir.
I daresay I am confused, so let us return to the organisation. You said it was a joint stock company.
Who are the shareholders?
It's just him, sir.
That sounds like a sole proprietorship.
Yes, sir.
But, Mr Marlow, you just said it was a joint stock company.
That it most surely is.
A sole proprietorship joint stock company.
He makes soup stock. Canned. Takes their joints—their elbows, knees—and boils them in the vats, then sells the liquid to the public.
Are you alright, sir?
Yes, quite. Under what trade name does he sell this stock?
Fruit of Human Kindness
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2022.01.26 21:02 Salt_Judge Who do you guys think is the biggest ManWhore in Dc?

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2022.01.26 21:02 commieAnathema What was the stupidest break-up you've been through?

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2022.01.26 21:02 spenixx Archers not balanced

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2022.01.26 21:02 Hopeful_Medium1447 Vent

I've come out to my family as mtf in september. Then non-binary in december. And now I'm pretty sure I'm a demigirl and want to start the process for HRT again.
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2022.01.26 21:02 SonicCody12 Shield Hero Frisk Squad Evaluation, New information, and Plans for the future

Shadow: That leaves Drone Hero's Group
The other heroes looked at Frisk and Toriel.
Naofumi: They're like an Oiled machine. They fight well with each other, good team composition and can even think for themselves. Good team overall
Itsuki: The king...I mean Trash is a bit weak but the Team was decent....that Ace guy was crazy strong though
Motoyasu simply grumbles about how Alphys was being cold to him and that Frisk's team should loosen up a little Ren. Ren...shrugged
Ren: I have the same opinion as Naofumi. Good team all round.
Frisk: Anything else
Toriel: Well seeing I am new here maybe explain how these weapons work. I know about the absorbing abilities that they possess but what else.
Frisk: Right let's start from the top shall we?
Itsuki: The Hero’s weapons will unseal new skill trees.
Naofumi: That’s right.
Itsuki: There was a game I played called Dimension Wave that had a skill tree resembled the one in the system, but the selections changed and it got bigger.
Naofumi: Hm? It wasn’t exactly the same?
Itsuki: Yes, it was almost the same, but there are many weapons that I don’t know of.
Toriel nodded signifying that she understood what was being said...except the game part though but she knew that it wasn't important
Itsuki: After changing once, when you change your weapon back to before the difference would still be there.
Ren: Next is me.
Ren raises his hand and speaks.
Ren: This is a continuation of Itsuki’s story. When the materials of a demon are absorbed and unsealed, Equipment bonuses can be gained by equipping it.
Toriel: The absorption ability.
Ren: Well, this equipment bonus system is a little different from the Brave Star Online system that I was using.
Naofumi: It’s different?
Ren: Yeah, the acquisition of skill points and skill levels for skills. It means that even after equipping, it isn’t available to use at any time.
Frisk: So basically some skills can't be obtained if you are not high enough level.
Ren: Right
Toriel: I did notice this yes.
Ren: But, us heroes are probably the only ones that can acquire all the skills.
Toriel: Why?
Frisk: Well mom Adventures can only level up so many times meaning they can only obtain a limited amount of skill points to use. We heroes don't have a level cap in other words if we put in the time and work we can learn all the skills we want.
Naofumi: Ah, I see. Usually adventurers can only learn a limited amount of skills. But we obtained cheat-like powers due to the legendary weapons.
Frisk: and we don't have a level cap
Motoyasu: Next is me, the weapon can copy another weapon from the same system. There is a weapon copy system.
Naofumi: Ha
Motoyasu: Yes, although this was a big difference, but I was saved due to the strong weapons available.
Ren: Right, We are heroes. Such a thing can be done too.
Motoyasu: I think everyone here understands that the assortment of goods in the weapons shops and the mercenaries in the capital of country Zeltbull are good.
At Motoyasu’s words, the other two nod as if this was common sense.
Naofumi: What is that!?
Frisk: Weapon Copy? Never heard of it.
Motoyasu: You don’t even know that? I’m surprised you’ve survived until now.
Toriel: Watch it.
Did you find that function on your own? (Naofumi)
More like, isn’t it common sense to use the weapons from the weapon store? The weapons were weak at first so I obviously visited the store. (Motoyasu)
Frisk: Well forgive me for not knowing this. but in case you haven't noticed *Points to his drone* MY WEAPON ISN'T EXACTLY SOMETHING YOU WOULD FIND IN THIS WORLD!!!!
Toriel: Shadow please tell the rest of our team about these things, after we're done.
Shadow: Of course.
Naofumi: I received a system warning, but Weapon Copy never came up.
Frisk: Same thing happened to me
Itsuki: Ah
Ren: Oh course
The there heroes continued to Fill Naofumi, Frisk and Toriel about things that they didn't know about when it came to the weapons, while shadow was taking notes to inform their teams about.
Naofumi: … To advance the conversation, Ren, why did you already know which monsters to hunt to advance your weapon.
Ren: How?… Isn’t it common sense to check the identity of your drops?
Toriel: Drop!?
Frisk: Ah… In normal Net Games, monsters do drop items. Items that had no relations to the actual parts of the monsters.
Ren: The Store also sold some high quality items. They had plenty of ingredients. It really gave off the feeling that I was in another world.
Motoyasu: Yep
Itsuki: And there were a lot of useful items within the monster drops.
It seems that a lot of useful information is coming out one after the other.
And it seems that it applies to all the weapons.
The feeling is unpleasant. It felt like that even after a year Frisk was still a noob who just arrived in this world....the exception was he down a member. He immediately banished the thought motion for the heroes to continue.
Ren: Preparing equipment was basic and then comes
Itsuki: Learning skills, correct?
Naofumi: … for argument’s sake, please explain in greater detail.
In Naofumi head: It feels like these people are teaching it as if it is common sense. I’ll strengthen my heart, and inquire further.
Itsuki: Once you acquire recipes and skills, if you feed them to your weapon, the system makes them for you. If you do it enough times, the weapon learns the skill by itself.
In Frisk head: The system does it by itself! What the Hell! It seems that it will still boost effects if you make it by hand, but as long as you have the recipe, the weapon makes it by itself? So the reason Motoyasu had Holy Water was because he made it himself? And it seems the materials come from monster drops.
Ren: The drawback is that the weapon can only store items made from drops.
Itsuki: It really lightens the load.
Frisk: There was a hammerspace system…
Itsuki: Regarding hunting grounds, we’ll need to set some ground rules.
Ren: Right… We could divide by level, but the monsters will probably be the same across the islands.
Motoyasu: We need to make sure our hunting grounds don’t overlap.
Itsuki: Correct.
Ren: Well then is there anything else?
Itsuki: Then I’ll tell you my special method of becoming stronger.
Itsuki sticks his chest out and begins talking.
Itsuki: In this world, the rarity of equipment is everything. After that is Money. If you don’t build these up from the beginning, there is no point.
Ren: What a blatant lie.
Motoyasu: To mix in a lie after starting off with true statements, you really are the worst.
And all of a sudden, Ren Itsuki and Motoyasu are in disagreement.
In one sentence, the atmosphere had deteriorated.
Itsuki: W-What are you going on about! This is definitely the truth!
Ren: No, It’s a lie.
Motoyasu: Yeah, you really are a liar.
Itsuki: N-no! I never lie.
Naofumi: Now that I think about it, Itsuki, you seem to gather this gem quite often.
Itsuki: Y-yes, this is useful in strengthening weapons.
Refining, huh. Well, it is a game-like system.
Itsuki: It’s important to strengthen your weapons to their limits.
Motoyasu: I bet there are risks of failure. Please tell us all of the details truthfully.
Motoyasu warns him.
Itsuki: There is no failure!
Naofumi: What are you talking about, there can’t be such a convenient gem.
Itsuki: For a while, you have been doing nothing but deny me. Ren, please explain it to him.
Ren: Me? Fine, I’ll tell the truth to Naofumi.
Ren: In this world, level is everything. As long as you raise your skill level, things will work out.
Itsuki: Lies are not good.
Motoyasu: Yes, please stop lying with a straight face.
Ren: Naofumi, it seems like you’ll get nothing useful out of these people, so I’ll specially tell you. To strengthen your weapons, you must increase your proficiency in them
Naofumi: Proficiency?
Ren: Yes, if you use the same weapon for a long amount of time, it will get stronger. And when a weapon becomes obsolete, you can convert that proficiency into energy and transfer it. Storing energy unleashes extreme powers. This is most important
Frisk: Hmm
Motoyasu: Why are you lying in the heat of the moment?
Itsuki: Don’t be bothered by these people. All that’s important is rarity. In normal games, low level rare items would lose out in late game, but the Legendary weapons are different.
Motoyasu: What a guy. He can say such lies with a cool face.
Motoyasu derides Ren.
Itsuki: Yes, you shouldn’t listen to him. He’s lying.
Naofumi: I really don’t know what’s going on. What should I do?
Ren: First open your weapon tree and check your weapon proficiency.
Frisk: I just see the normal status window. What am I supposed to check?
… nothing is happening.
Naofumi: There’s nothing, but…
So it was a lie. It’s not like I believed him, but this guy is also a liar…
Weapon Copy also seems dubious.
Ren: That can’t be! I know what you are doing, you’re making me out as a liar!
Motoyasu: I also don’t have that function.
Itsuki: Me neither. It wasn’t written on the Help Screen.
Ren: Wha… Never Mind! The me that tried to help you was an idiot.
Itsuki: I was still in the middle of my conversation. To strengthen equipment, you take energy from items and then you can add percentage points to the equipment through enchantment.
Naofumi: Like +10% attack?
Itsuki: Yes, this process takes up a lot of time, but there is a 0% chance of failure.
That’s a lie. You’re giving Naofumi knowledge from a separate game.
Itsuki: And I’m saying it’s not a lie! By absorbing items dropped from monsters into our weapons, we can increase our stats. This applies to all forms of the legendary weapons. Like increasing the level of another job.
Ah, so that’s why Itsuki was mentioning monsters and percents earlier.
To even lie to Firo, he is quite thorough.
Motoyasu: Yes, Yes, they keep saying bullcrap, so let’s leave Ren and Itsuki aside and move onto me.
Naofumi: I don’t really want to hear it…
Motoyasu: To be blunt, this world is all about strengthening weapons! Using your equipment to their utmost level is exponentially more important than level. As long as you get status bonuses, you can overcome level gap. Even a terrible weapon can be strong if upgraded!
Naofumi: That’s a large lie!
Motoyasu: Let me continue Naofumi-san!
Motoyasu starts talking to me out of nowhere.
Motoyasu: It changes based on the weapon, but you can then use a special gem to enchant weapons. In the original Emerald Online, there was a chance of losing the weapon, but for the legendary weapons, that chance is zero.
Itsuki: There is no such system!
Toriel: This has turned into nothing but a shouting match. Shadow also seems to be troubled.
Frisk: I’m just as troubled as Shadow.
Motoyasu: It’s all about status enchantment. If you feed your weapon the souls of different monsters, the effect is different. If you fight the same enemy for a while, you get attack bonuses against that enemy.
Toriel: Feeding souls?!
Itsuki: Please stop it already.
Ren: Yeah, you are speaking of a different game.
Ren and Itsuki shout at Motoyasu in loud voices
Motoyasu: For the love of… Why must all of you speak such lies?
Itsuki: That would be you!
Ren: Hello Mr. Pot, can I introduce you to Mrs Kettle?
Naofumi: Um… I’m sorry to intrude, but…
It seems that Ren, Itsuki and Motoyasu have seen different things.
Naofumi: Could it just be that each weapon works on a different system?
Itsuki: … Yes, it seems that way. It’s the same for what happened with my skills.
That makes sense. But Itsuki, we haven’t confirmed whether or not you are lying
Naofumi: But that means that none of this information will help me…
Naofumi: Well, last is me.
Itsuki: Yes, you haven’t said anything for a while, so now tell us everything.
Motoyasu: … I have take no responsibility in whether or not he lies or not.
These people…
Naofumi: First, what do you want to hear?
Ren: Why are Rafatalia and Firo so strong?
Naofumi: Yes, that is the bonus from the Slave User and Monster User shield series. They speed up the growth of monsters and slaves. They pretty much increase stat gain, and the effects are quite potent. Firo also gets bonuses from the Filo Rial Shield series.
Ren: There were no such skills in the shield users of my game.
Itsuki: I agree. An ability that convenient comes close to Cheating. Where did you get such a shield?
Frisk: Hello? We're Legendary Heroes. We already have cheat abilities.
Itsuki: Okay fine but still!
Cheating, huh. Well, I can’t argue with that.
Naofumi: I got the Slave User Shield when I absorbed the ink used for making the Slave Seal. I got the Monster User Shield by absorbing the Egg Firo was born from.
Ren: Well if you can prove your absorption ability, we will believe you.
Itsuki: He may be lying.
Naofumi: Say what you will.
Itsuki: Then next. When fighting the pope… Your battle abilities were surprisingly high. I’ve never seen such an ominous Shield in my games.
Toriel: How troublesome.
Frisk: Yare Yare Daze
Itsuki: Where did you get that power? No, let me rephrase that. Where did you meet god?
Naofumi: Wha?
Itsuki: Where did you meet God, and get the power to cheat? In the forums for my game, I have read about a User who was able to meet God and gain that ability. Answer me.
Frisk: really? REALLY?
Everyone looked to Frisk. The Drone hero was looking absolutely frustrated by this turn of events
Frisk: Okay first of all that Shield comes from something called the CURSED Series. Do you really think that something like that would come from a god. Second, ALL of the weapons can gain access to the Cursed Series but the way it is unlocked is not pleasant. Speaking of which. Third the Cursed Series do grant an amazing power boost and powerful attack but....YOU SAW WHAT HAPPENED AFTERWARDS!!! I think you should drop the matter of obtaining these powers.
Naofumi: That shield originated from a shield called The Shield of Rage, and evolved into a series called the Curse Series. The conditions under which it appears are… uncertain, but it manifests whenever my rage crosses a certain boundary. I got it when I first fought Motoyasu. Isn’t it written in the Help? That shield requires quite a high price. I wonder if you would be able to control it. By the way, all of my stats besides defense have been halved since I used that skill on the pope.
Ren’s eyes look like they are going through the Help.
And as expected, he says…
Ren: … There’s no such item in here.
Naofumi: Maybe it only appears after you have unlocked it.
Frisk: And for good reason. The price for using the weapon is pretty steep. So my guess is that whoever made them wanted to make sure that their successors never learn about it unless they have to.
Toriel: I believe we are done here. Lets go Frisk.
Hours later
Frisk was back with his team. After being filled in about the weapon enhancement techniques that the other heroes were talking about they called began to visualize those methods and as expected those methods were now a part of their weapons.
Frisk: Okay we got like a few months before the next big event happens
Chara: Hehe We can use these strengthening techniques our weapons will be crazy strong in no time. You got all that Ace?
Frisk: so Basically go out and do your own thing BUT be sure to improve your weapons using these methods. Meet me back at the capitol at that time okay?
Everyone: RIGHT!!!
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2022.01.26 21:02 firebush69 Has anybody undertaken the flooded kuchi kopi in rice in the oven thing? Y'know, for Science?

I've been eyeing mine for a couple of weeks now but cannot bring myself to do it lol
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2022.01.26 21:02 CarterBraune My friend grew this plant by a window in mid winter. It only got this big. I told him he needs to give it more hours of light per day but he didn't understand...LOL

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2022.01.26 21:02 D-CAPO Temporary dose increase

Anybody do an occasional higher dosage for a few weeks to see how the body reacts to the additional boost or to be at a higher level due to potential physical challenges? I am doing some back country hiking to snowboard for a few days and was thinking about adding 20-30MG on top of my 160 weekly cyp injection.
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2022.01.26 21:02 SuitingRex I havent seen anyone post this but I just found this. Ignore my 1.08 SR the LA Coliseum happened

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2022.01.26 21:02 caasz Hardware in EU

are there any alternatives to usaknifemaker for people in the eu? I'm specifically looking for hardware for a baliplus rep
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2022.01.26 21:02 UoftHatchery 5 DAYS LEFT!

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2022.01.26 21:02 EpicDot Slx Aligners vs Invisalign

The ortho I just recently visited said they use slx clear aligners as opposed to invisalign. I was wondering if anyone had any experience with these either as the doctor or as the patient? How were the results and how was the comfort level? The slx clear aligners were alot cheaper than the invisaligns at other orthos
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2022.01.26 21:02 BannokTV P.E. - "Blue Nude (Reclined)" [Chain Ska] [2022]

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2022.01.26 21:02 getdatmoneyboi How tf I turn off delivery

This shit retarded why I join anyway
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2022.01.26 21:02 tehgerbil Raf Manji, former Christchurch city councillor named as TOP's new leader

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2022.01.26 21:02 Personal_Ninja_9597 *Separatist Marching Theme*

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2022.01.26 21:02 introsort [Hiring] Immuta - Resident Solutions Architect (Immuta)

To learn more and apply for the job, please see Immuta - Resident Solutions Architect
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2022.01.26 21:02 futebolstats Casamento às Cegas | Quando a 2ª temporada chega na Netflix?

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2022.01.26 21:02 Empyrealist One of my spare parts bins

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2022.01.26 21:02 khizarmalik Anyone taken Classics/Art History 304?

Hey everyone!
I am looking for an easieinteresting Humanities course for this semester and have stumbled upon Classics/Art History 304 taught by William Aylward as one of the few that are currently open. Has anyone taken that course recently? What are your thoughts on it and how would you rate in terms of time spent and difficulty? Thank you in advance!
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